| From: |  Daniel
Holdsworth (danielholdsworth33@hotmail.co.uk) |
| Sent: | 10 December 2009 23:57:18 |
| To: | reaperpaintball@googlemail.com |
Dear Reaper,
I am having trouble with a man in my pub who is about 6
inches bigger than me and built like a brick shit house. He is a bully and I
want to get him but he's just too hard.
I have considered hitting him
with a big bar of iron or possibly sleeping with his wife but either way I don't
think he would let anything go without revenge which I feel might hurt lots and
lots. That is until I considered shooting him with a gun. The downsides to
shooting him with a gun are that I would go to prison and he would die and I
don't want either of them to happen, at least not the prison bit.
So I
came up with the idea of shooting him in a friendly way yet scaring him away
from my pub forever at the same time. I can't tell you what my idea is as I'm
sure it is still borderline illegal. However, I would like to know if I can hire
one of your paintball guns and a few rounds or if you would be willing to donate
one in a worthy cause.
Please let me know a.s.a.p. as I'm having to
drink elsewhere at the moment and its 30p a pint more expensive in this new
place and the barmaid looks like a man.
Daniel Holdsworth
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